"Tell them that you are not a mood swing and you deserve better than someone who stashes your love away like porn under the mattress. Ask if they will kiss you in public and introduce you to their mother and if they say no, leave and do not look back."- On Loving Someone Who Is Ashamed to Love You Back | d.a.s (via backshelfpoet)
Charles D’Ambrosio, The Dead Fish Museum: Stories (via cenobiteme)
lay them on top of you and hold them
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
when i die make sure my skeleton is regularly bleached to give it that healthy white look
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
what if instead of laughing people just screamed ‘FUNNY’ repeatedly